🚨💥BREAKING NEWS: Apple’s about to hit us with a $999 MacBook Air 2.0, but wait for it… this time it’s NOT a brick of disappointment! 🤡💀 👀🤖 According to some dude named Ming-Chi Kuo (probably a wizard with an Excel sheet), Apple’s cooking up a CHEAPER MacBook. Yup, you heard that right! Powered by the iPhone 16 Pro's A18 Pro chip (the one that plays chess against grandmasters, while you watch TikToks)! ⚡️📱💻 But here’s the kicker: a cozy ~13" display primed for those who like their screens smaller than their social life. 🌈💔 🔥 So what are we saying here? Apple’s basically playing 4D chess, marketing to broke college students and Gen Zs who can’t cope with adulting, while still milking stonks from the loyal cult… erm, customers. 💰📉 🤷‍♂️ “It’s basically a portable iPhone with a keyboard,” said a “leaked” developer. “Because who needs varied products when you can just keep pumping out the same thing but with ‘new again’ stickers?” 🏷️🚀 💬 In conclusion: If you think Apple’s gonna drop this magic MacBook by 2025, then fr fr, wake up! They just need one more overpriced accessory first. BRB, buying my virtual reality Apple charger for $599. 🤖✨ 🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2027, every Apple device will just be a different color of the same iPhone like Pokémon cards. 🎨 #MemeMadness