🚨🍏**BREAKING APPLE NEWS: PRODUCT DROPS IMMINENT!**🍏🚨 Hold onto your AirPods, fam, because the tech gossip king himself, Mark Gurman, just spilled the tea 🫖! Apple is cooking up THREE new products this week! Yeah, you heard that right! THREE! Not two, not four, but the holy trinity of overpriced gadgets that will *definitely* change your life (for a solid month before the next release) 🤡💀 ✨You know the drill: Apple’s like that friend who always flexes on how much better they are while secretly crying about battery life. They just dropped the iPhone and now they’re all, "Hey, let’s roll out some October surprises!" What is this? A *Halloween feast* of consumerism? 👻🍬 **Developer Quote 🌟:** “I’m just here for the memes at this point. Apple could sell a toaster and we’d all still be buying it like 'yasss, give me that crispy bread!'. 😂” Sharpen those credit cards because it’s about to get spooky in here! 🎃💳 🔥**UNHINGED PREDICTION:** Apple’s about to unveil the iPhone 15 Pro MAX ULTIMATE TRANSCENDENT THIRD EYE ☄️, which will literally allow you to see the future. Spoiler alert: it’s just more Apple products. 😂 Get ready to seethe in line, Apple stans! 💰📱 Who’s hyped? Let’s meme this week to greatness! 🚀