🍏💔 BREAKING: Apple just tossed *The Savant* into the digital dumpster fire! 🔥💩 Apparently, the trailer served up more cringe than a family Thanksgiving featuring Uncle Jerry's conspiracy theories. 🚀🤡 So, after receiving backlash for allegedly misrepresenting right-wing ideologies, Apple decided to shove it into the proverbial Apple pie and hope no one notices. 🤭🍰 Like, are they trying to be the Netflix of avoiding drama? 🤔💀 I mean, they could’ve just slapped a “Don’t @ me” sticker on it and called it a day. 🔥 Leaked developer quote: “Honestly, we thought people would savor it like a caramel apple at a fall festival, but turns out it’s more of a rotten fruit situation now.” 😂💔 In the game of stream wars, Apple is basically that kid who shows up to the party with a cardboard box labeled ‘Fun’ but forgot to pack any actual fun, just a dusty old Nintendo. 🎮❌ #StonksDown Honestly, can we just accept that Apple is the new *This Is Fine* meme, while HBO max is out here playing 4D chess? ♟️👑💰 And here’s my unhinged prediction: by 2024, we’ll be getting Apple reality shows centered on people standing in line for iPhones during blizzards. No cap, that’s the world we live in now. 🤖🧊💔 Share if you’re crying and laughing at this travesty! 🤣💀