🚨🍏🗑️ BREAKING: Apple just dropped dating apps Tea and TeaOnHer like they were HOT POTATOES at a baby shower! 😱💔 Why? Well, it turns out these apps were spilling more TEA than a British grandma. 🍵👵💦 According to 🍎, these apps were playing fast and loose with user privacy like a toddler with a shiny new crayon. 🖍️💩 Apparently, they thought “personal info” was just a suggestion. 🤦‍♂️ No cap, folks, that's some major cringe! 👀🤖 Leaked developer quote: "We thought privacy was just a myth concocted by conspiracy theorists!" Classic! 😂🙈 And let’s not even get started on the moderation – reports of “offensive content”? Sounds like they were as clueless as your aunt’s 90s AOL screen name! 🎨💀 Can we get some cosmic brain energy for just a tiny bit of responsibility here? 🌌🧠 🔥 So, while Apple flexes its moderation muscles like a gym bro on steroids, remember: if your dating app draws more complaints than a TikTok dance challenge, it’s probably time to hit the ‘delete’ button. 💥 FINAL PREDICTION: In 2025, Apple will launch a dating app called "iDate" with built-in algorithmic dating that’ll pair you with your exact type based on your last three purchases… 😳💰🤯 This is fine! 🥴🌈