🚨🍏✨BREAKING APPLE NEWS: The Pluribus Drop is HERE, folks!!! 🦃💥 Like, grab your turkey leg and buckle up 'cause the 5th episode is landing early ON THANKSGIVING WEEK!!! 🦃🚀 I mean, who needs family when you've got PLURIBUS?! 😅💔 C'mon, let's be real, when Aunt Karen starts talking politics, just hit play and disappear like Drake pointing at the “skip” button on his playlist. 🤌🔥 Leaked Developer Quote: "We decided to drop it early! Our viewers need to avoid awkward family conversations even more than ever!" - A totally real Apple Developer (not a potato, swear) 🥔👀 So like, stonks for Apple TV and major L’s for Netflix 😤💀! Get ready to binge while pretending to be interested in the dry turkey and even drier small talk. This is fine! 🐶🔥 And honestly, I predict Pluribus will inspire a Thanksgiving MOVIE NIGHT TRADITION so powerful that it ends up replacing the actual turkey. Like, "Pass the episode, Grandma!" 🍿👵✨ Bookmark this post, because you’re gonna want to flex your binge-watching skills to the whole squad! Who needs actual family bonding when there’s plots to plunder?! 😜💪💰 #ThankYouApple #PluribusBingeOrDie