🚨💀BREAKING NEWS: Apple Vision Pro 2.0 Confirmed! 🤖💸 Hold onto your overpriced lattes, folks! 🍵📉 Reports say Apple's about to grace us lowly peasants with an M4 chip and a HEADBAND upgrade on the Vision Pro 😮! You heard that right, $3,499 of "wow, good luck paying rent" just got a makeover! 💰🎉 According to our GigaChad insider, Mark Gurman, the Vision Pro will be more comfortable than sitting on a bed of nails while trying to code in JavaScript 🤡💔. "We thought people would love brain-squeezy straps… turns out they want comfy vibes instead," he allegedly said while enjoying a $20 avocado toast 🥑💅. Meanwhile, Apple is still out here charging stonks levels of cash 💹 for tech that makes you look like a 5G-ready dork 😂. Imagine the revelation - a new strap that lets you wear the sleek face-cage while avoiding injury! This is fine! 🔥💀 Expect this baby to drop any day now around the time your bank account balance drops to single digits! Here’s a wild prediction: Apple will release a virtual reality therapy session so you can cope with your crippling debt from buying the Vision Pro! No cap, that’s the future. 🚀💭🤯