🎉🍏 ALERT 🚨: Apple is *totally* planning to drop some flashy new tech goodies in November! 👀💥 But hold up! Before you get too hyped, remember that Apple’s been known to pull these stunts like your ex pulling up with a high school glow-up. 🤡💔 Rumor has it we might see the new Apple TV 4K showing up to your living room like: "Hey, remember me? I'm still not worth it!" 📺💀 HomePod mini 2 is making a comeback, too, probably to whisper sweet nothings while you binge-watch ALL the shows that you pretend you’re not watching on Netflix. #Cringe 🍿😂 AirTag 2? Can’t wait for Uncle Steve to coat it in cosmic dust and charge us double! 🤖💰 We’ve had more leaks than a sieve in a monsoon, but surprise!!! “We’re just here to 'innovate' (read: repackage)!” said the Apple devs, definitely not seated in a golden throne made of iPhone sales. (👼👑) But here's the tea, fam: GET READY for that *new product smell* in November, because it’ll smell like desperation and overpriced nostalgia! 🥴🔥 🔥 Hot take alert: Apple will announce a NEW “iAir” that literally connects you to your WiFi through your brain. #Stonks 🧠💸💥 Share this madness with your fellow meme-lords, and let’s prepare to seethe our wallets! 💀💸💎