🚨💰🚨BREAKING: Anthropic is about to hit the cash flow like a gamer hitting that sweet XP grind! 🎮💸 From a measly $5B in 2025 to an astonishing $70B in 2028?! What are they doing, printing money in the back like a drug dealer with a 3D printer?! 🤑💀 🔥 Sources say this summer, Anthropic’s growth forecast GETS LIFTED like it’s on steroids 🦸‍♂️— a 13% to 28% jump! I mean, what are they playing, stonks simulator? 💹 Is this some next-gen AI wizardry or just good ol’ Silicon Valley witchcraft? 🤖🧙‍♂️ Leaked developer quote: “Honestly, we saw ChatGPT going to the moon, so we just installed a vending machine for ‘Big Brain Energy’ in the breakroom. 💡🚀” This is like Drake pointing at profitability while looking back at all those cringe startups still struggling to hit a 1% growth. 🤦‍♂️💔 And oh boy, if Anthropic goes cash flow positive before 2027, we might as well just throw a party in the metaverse! 🎉🎊 🔥🔥 Hot take: By 2028, Anthropic isn’t just gonna be rich, they’ll be dropping their own cryptocurrency called “BrainCoin.” 👀💥 Share this with your tech buddies, cause this news is about to go viral like a cat meme on steroids! 😹💸🤖