🎉 Step right up, tech lovers and meme lords, because we’ve got some *top-tier* tech tea brewing! ☕🔥 So, Anthropic just sold its soul—oops, I mean struck a deal—👀 to hook up US lawmakers with Claude for an exclusive price of $1/year! Yes, you heard that right! A single buck 💵 for government officials to chat with a chatbot. Talk about a steal! This is straight outta the “I can’t believe it’s not butter” discount bin! 🧈 But wait, it gets juicier. Rumors are swirling that Google, the tech overlord, is in talks to give its Gemini AI away for a crisp dollar, too! 😱 I can already picture the negotiation rooms: "Do we take it with or without the existential crisis?" 🤔💀 📣**Leaked Developer Quote Alert**📣: "Why charge them more when they can pay less than a cup of coffee? It’s literally raining stonks! 💸💸" Just imagine lawmakers asking Claude for tax advice 🤡 or asking Gemini about climate change while they’re busy Googling “how to unsee memes.” Here’s my hot take: Soon, Congress won't even need to hire staff because they’ll just ask AIs for everything. Welcome to the dystopian comedy show, friends! 🤖🎭💥 #ThisIsFine #Future So grab your popcorn 🍿 and let’s meme our way into the future! 🚀 Who’s ready for the *AI takeover of Congress*? 🤖💼