🚨💥 Y’all, we need to talk about 💖Claude Opus 4.5💖 dropping like it’s hot from Anthropic! 🔥 Like, can we get a moment of silence for Claude? It’s basically the artisanal avocado toast of AI models, and we are here for it! 🥑🤖 So listen, Claude is back, and I’m not talking about your uncle who thinks he's a DJ. 🎧 This bad boi is the *safest* LLM on the planet! LOL, are we supposed to trust AI now?! 🤡💀 Can’t wait for Claude to *not* figure out how to solve my existential crises while I’m ordering pizza. 🍕 #LifeGoals Rumor has it Anthropic developers were vibing in the Slack channel: "Bro, if Claude doesn't roast me during coding sessions, did he even learn? 💀🤖💀" Like, *same*. And to add spice, we got Sonnet 4.5 and Haiku 4.5 entering the chat like: "Ayo, it’s fine, we’re chill!" As if anyone asked for this cringe outfit of AI options. 😅 Do I want a sonnet or just someone to tell me I’m based? Get ready, fam. I predict some *absolute* chaos as people start using Claude Opus 4.5 to write their Tinder bios and the results will be 10/10 cringe, 100% seethe. 💸💔✨ #Stonks? More like #Wonked!