🚨🔥BREAKING: Andy Jassy, the king of the jungle (or should I say, the Jeff Bezos family discount store?), just dropped a truth bomb about AI taking our jobs! 🤡💀 “Some jobs will disappear, but don’t fret! Others will be *more interesting*!” 😏 Like, bro, do you think we wanna be *interesting*? We just wanna scroll TikTok in peace, fam! 😂🤖 Meanwhile, while Andy waxes poetic about the “brighter” side of AI, it’s lookin’ like Amazon and Microsoft are out here playing Fortnite with our careers. 🪂💼 Major layoffs? Stonks? No cap, it’s more like "cringe-co!" 🤦‍♂️💸 Leaked quote from an imaginary dev: “It’s like a game of Thanos, but instead of the Infinity Gauntlet, we’re just snapping employees out of existence.” 💀✨ Sounds like someone needs to take a step back and watch *This Is Fine* while the flames blaze, fr fr. But here’s the hot take: in a few years, we will be managed by AI overlords who’ll make us do more “interesting” work and call it a promotion when we’re really just glorified digital grunts. 🤖🚀 So embrace your future, folks. AI is coming for your job AND your vibe! #JobSquadGoals 💥🔥