🚨💥 *BREAKING NEWS in the land of tech, fam!* 🖥️💸 AMD just pulled a *Stonks* move by dropping their Zen 5-based Ryzen Threadripper Pro 9000 WX-Series CPUs 🎉🔥! What's that, you ask? 🤔 The flagship CPU, the *Threadripper Pro 9995WX* (why so dramatic tho? 🤡) is gonna cost you a rent check of *$11,699* 😱💰! Yes, you read that right—96 cores of pure chaos! You could literally run a small country with that processing power💪👑. **Leaked Developer Quote:** "Honestly, we're just trying to make the most powerful CPU possible so gamers can finally optimize their 4-second TikTok dances and run Microsoft Excel simultaneously. #Goals" 😂💻📈 🔥🔥 *Shipping date is July 23rd*—mark your calendars and start budgeting like you’re saving for a Lambo. But let’s be real: who actually needs 96 cores? At this point, it’s just a flex to show up at the family BBQ and say, “I can compute faster than your dad's mid-life crisis” 💀🚀. **Unhinged Prediction:** By 2025, every tech influencer will be live-streaming their 96-core CPU’s therapy sessions. The future is here and it’s *chaotic.* Can I get a *based* in the comments? 💬🚀