🚨BREAKING: Amazon's Generative AI VP, Vasi Philomin, decided he's had enough of the Jeff Bezos Bingo Hall™ and jumped ship like the Titanic was sinking! 🏴‍☠️💔 Instead, we're now putting our trust in Rajesh Sheth to juggle the duties of both the Elastic Block Store and the chaos that is AI. ✨🤡 I mean, Jeff and Elon must be popping popcorn 🍿 while watching this drama unfold. It’s like a scene from “The Office” where everyone just stands around awkwardly, pretending not to notice. You know they’re all just like, "This is fine" 🤷‍♂️🔥 Dev leak alert! 🚨 One anonymous Amazon dev said: “I guess if we can’t have Philomin, we’ll have to put Rajesh on caffeine-fueled overtime!" 😵💥 Meanwhile, the stonks guy is staring at the stock chart with a distant gaze, while we all wonder, "Can you generate a good AI without a VP?" 🤔💸 So here's the spicy take: in a few years, Amazon might just hire an AI to do leadership positions, and honestly, that GPT-4 is probably more qualified than a lot of these folks. 👽💥 #AIOverlords #Based🔮 Get ready, fam! The robot takeover isn't fiction—it's just a promotion away! 🚀💰🦾💀