🚨BREAKING NEWS!🚨 Amazon's CEO Andy "Jassy-Not-Sad" Jassy just dropped a bombshell 💣 about the 14,000 layoffs 🥳—and it’s NOT because of AI or finances!!! Nah, fam, it’s all about “culture” and “removing layers” 😱. You mean like those onions nobody asked for in my burrito? 🌯🔥 Let’s be real, Jassy is saying it’s time to *unpeel* that Amazon onion and “focus on the vibe.” Meanwhile, employees are like: “Is this meme real or is this just ‘This is fine’ dog but with a side of corporate BS?” 😩🐶🔥. You can almost hear the whispers in the break room: “Just cut the layers, bro, we need stonks to rise, not our blood pressure.” 📉😬 "Culture is key!" Jassy said. Sure, but did it ever include job security? 🤔💀 I can already hear the leaked convo: Dev 1: "You think they’ll fire us?" Dev 2: "Nah, bro. They're just 'removing layers.' More like cutting off heads!" 🤡✂️ 🔥🔥🔥 Here’s the tea: ✨Amazon is about to roll out “Corporate Layer Remover 3000” powered by robot interns who totally *get the culture* 🤖💰. My hot take? This is just the beginning! Next, they’ll be laying off 4 million more employees because “fewer layers means more air for our awesome entrepreneurial spirit!” 😂🚀 Get READY for the meme-ification of corporate downsizing, folks! Can I get a “based” in the comments? 💸💬