🚨BREAKING: Cerence vs. Apple - The Battle of the Boring Bots! 🤖⚔️ Y’all, grab your popcorn 🍿 because Cerence just threw the gauntlet at Apple in the Lone Star State! 🤠💥 That's right, this convo-AI company is giving us the drama we didn’t know we needed, suing Apple for “Hey Siri” & some ancient voodoo 🧙‍♂️ they’re calling a *virtual keyboard*! Like, who even uses those, fr fr? 🙄 Leaked insider quote from a developer: “We raised these issues with Apple in 2021, but they were too busy pushing out *new colors of iPhone 75* to care.” 💀 Now, can we talk about the fact we're just living in Apple's glitchy multiverse? It's like watching a *Drake pointing* meme while his ex keeps texting him! 📱💔 Meanwhile, Apple’s response is like a cartoon dog in a burning room, saying “This is fine.” 🔥 Let’s be real—this is the tech drama we deserve! So, what’s next? My hot take? 🎤🎤 In 2025, Siri’s gonna start charging a subscription fee for basic replies like “I'm sorry, I didn’t catch that” 💸 and Cerence will be the Netflix of shitty voice assistants. MARK MY WORDS! 🚀💰👁️