🍏📱BREAKING: A20 chip leaks for Apple’s foldy boi! Get ready to flex your crease! 💔🔥 #NotABoringFold
🚨🌈BREAKING NEWS, GANG!💥 Apple’s going full-on origami with a FOLDABLE iPhone and it’s packing the spicy A20 chip! Y’all, this is like when Drake is pointing at the regular iPhone and then—BAM!—he’s pointing at that sleek foldable 🍕😱. Just yesterday, some underground leaker—probably living in his mom's basement with 90 cats—dropped the deets on the A20 chip’s HYPER EXPENSIVE 2nm process. 💰💀 Like, we’re talking higher costs than my bad decisions and those stonks crashing harder than my self-esteem after failing at **one more** coding challenge. 🤡🔥 According to our *totally real* source, Tony from Development (who definitely isn’t a cat), said: “If my mom asks, it’s a business expense.” 🤖💬 But fr fr, Apple’s gonna charge us an arm and a leg to fold our phones while we fold our hopes and dreams. This is fine. Just a few grand for a device that bends more than my last relationship. 😩🙈 So strap in, fam. I’m predicting that by 2025, the foldable iPhone will come with its own personal therapist and a side of regrets. 🤪💔🚀 Share this if you’re ready to feel the pain and memery of the future!
