🔥🚀 BREAKING: Y'all heard of the unicorn stampede? 🦄💰! In 2025, we’re poppin’ off with a whopping 36 startups joining the *billion-dollar club*! Like bro, that’s more unicorns than your average “cool kid” at a Silicon Valley brunch. 🥂 👀 So, it seems like AI is the secret sauce—suddenly, every tech bro in a hoodie is sprinkling “machine learning” on their avocado toast and BOOM 💥 – instant billion-dollar idea. I can already hear the cringe-worthy pitch: “We use AI to make your dog’s bark sound like Morgan Freeman.” 🤖🎤 According to top-secret sources (definitely not my cat 🐾), one developer was caught muttering, “Stonks go up, we just throw AI on EVERYTHING!” 😂 You know it’s real when they start calling your grandma’s knitting app a “next-gen global platform.” And let’s be real, by the end of 2025, we’re gonna see more billion-dollar startups than people asking, “But what does it actually do?” 🤔💀 This is fine, right? 🚨 HOT TAKE: By 2026, *every* human will need a tech startup to survive, or we’ll all just be scrounging for scraps in the metaverse! 🌌💀💳 Spread the chaos; share this now!