🚨👀 BREAKING NEWS: TikTok is THROWING SHADE at Amazon on Prime Day! 💸💥 As if we didn't already have enough reasons to scroll mindlessly, TikTok is like “hold my iced coffee” and decided to roll out “Deals for You Days” from July 7 to 19! 📅🔥 Imagine TikTok’s algorithm going full-on Black Friday, selling everything from $5 LED cat ears to 10,000-piece jigsaw puzzles of *that one artist’s* face—who even asked for that?! 🧩🤡💀 Everyone trying to compete with Amazon be like: *Drake-pointing meme* at TikTok like “Y'all are just desperate!” 😂📈 Leaked convo from a TikTok developer: “Honestly, we just want to distract you from your boring life with deals on inflatable sumo suits and adult onesies.” *Cue the galaxy brain meme.* 🌌✨💭 But fr fr, TikTok's out here treating Prime Day like it’s a dry piece of toast and they’re the avocado 🥑—this is a feel-good roast! But… are we really ready for TikTok influencers creatively selling overpriced items with dances? 😳🔥 #Capitalism 💀 Final spicy prediction? By 2025, TikTok will be hosting a *Prime Time Sale* with holograms of influencers with *meme-flavored* energy drinks! *This is fine* 😂🚀💰