💥🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Brave & AdGuard are dropping the ultimate privacy bombshell 🤯💣💻! Microsoft’s creepy Recall feature, which is basically a digital eavesdropper lurking in your PC like that one ex who's way too invested in your DMs, is getting BLOCKED BY DEFAULT! 💀👀 Imagine a world where your screen is a secret diary 📖, and suddenly a narcissistic AI is like, "Hey, I’ll keep track of your every keystroke 👩‍💻!✨" Nah fam, we’re not vibin’ with that! 😂 AdGuard’s spokesperson literally said: "The very idea of background screen captures is unsettling." I mean, no sh*t, Sherlock. 🚫🔍 But why stop there? Microsoft’s Recall is basically the “I’m not like other girls” of software features. It's like if Siri had a stalker side gig, saving all your cringe moments for the ultimate roast compilation. *This is fine* 🔥🔥🔥 Rumor has it that one MS dev was overheard saying, “Wait, people didn’t *want* their entire lives on a clipboard? 🤔” Y’all need to update your common sense OS! 😂 🔥🔮 UNHINGED HOT TAKE: In 2025, Microsoft will release a self-aware AI that sends you “suggested replies” for your private chats—because why not have the awkwardness served on a silver platter? Get ready for the cringe! 💅💻💥 #StonksForPrivacy #StopStalkingYourUsers