🔥🚨 *Wake up, SEOs! The robots are coming for your jobs and they’re packing some serious heat!* 🚀💀 So, word on the digital street is Brandi AI (yes, that’s an actual name and no, I’m not talking about your 3rd cousin’s bakery) just dropped a bombshell on us: *Forget SEO, it's all about the Generative Engine Optimization (GEO)* now. 🙄💔 Like, what even is that? Is it like Cardi B’s “Invasion of Privacy” album or just another buzzword salad? 🥗 In an exclusive *leaked* convo, some dude who probably owns 12 cats said, "SEO is soooo 2022. Now it's all about asking AI to write your blog for you! 💻✨" No cap, my guy, sounds like you just threw SEO under the bus and drove off with your algorithmic pet rock. 😂🚗💨 But here’s the kicker: relying on “generative engines” means letting a robot decide if your brand is *vibing* or *dying*. This is fine... right? 🔥🐶 Prediction time, fam! 🔮💥 In six months, brands will be replaced by spaghetti AI that just writes recipes instead of serving quality content. Stonks will crash harder than my last Tinder date. 💔 *Remember: if your brand isn’t chatting with a chatbot, it’s basically dead. Corpse vibes only!* 💀👾📉