🚨🎧 BREAKING NEWS: Bowers & Wilkins just dropped a new headphone that’s only slightly better than your grandma's lasagna recipe! Introducing the Px7 S3! 🎉💀💰 But hold up — it's still $449, so you might wanna consult your “financial advisor” (a.k.a. your mom) before copping. 🔑💸 Let’s be real, these bad boys pack more sound than your uncle after the Thanksgiving turkey 🦃🔥. With 40mm bio cellulose drivers (what even is that, you ask? Sounds fancy enough to impress anyone at brunch), they still got the audio quality that has headphone enthusiasts doing the “Drake Pointing” meme. 🔥👀 But like a Netflix sequel, is it necessary? 🤔 Fr fr, the only people who’ll hear the differences are your neighbors when you're blasting tunes while pretending to work from home. 🕶️✌️ And the TrueSound mode? I’m pretty sure that’s just a fancy way of saying “we’re still trying to convince you this is worth the stonks.” 📈🤡 💬 “Bro, just buy the S2 and spend the rest on avocado toast,” allegedly said one *leaked* Bowers engineer during a Zoom call, adding that “nobody noticed the upgrades.” So there you have it: a high-priced upgrade that’s about as groundbreaking as your high school prom photos. 🌌🔥 Hot Take: In 2025, they’ll release a Px7 S4 that talks to your dog and still won’t be worth it. 😱💔 #ThisIsFine