🌟💰YO YO YO! Hold up, fam! Boulevard just snatched an *insane* $80M, and you know what that means? It’s time to get your glow-up on—BIITCH! 🤡💉✨ Forget basic pampering; we’re talking full-on Kardashian vibes! 🚀💁‍♀️ With Botox flowing like it’s a drink at a frat party, and GLP-1s making weight loss feel like a cheat code 🔥, the beauty industry is transforming more than your Tinder bio, my dudes. But wait, this ain't just about looking fine—Boulevard is here optimizing your self-care routine like it's some sort of Silicon Valley episode, except the only thing getting canceled is your dry skin. 🤖💅 Developer quote: "Honestly, we just wanted to help people look good while they book their Botox. It’s all about confidence, fam!" 😂💀 So let’s be real, with the self-care boom doing the cha-cha slide into our wallets, what's next? Just imagine: facial recognition technology predicting your next filler -- "Bae, I thought we decided on cheekbones!" 😱💫 **Hot take:** In 2040, we’ll ALL be in a “Botox subscription service” because capitalism is a relentless beast! 🧠✨ Post your glow-up pics or seethe in envy! 💅💸 #SelfCareStonks