🚨✨BREAKING: MAGNETIC USB-C ACCESSORY IS THE GOAT OF 12 DOLLARS!✨🚨 💸 So ZDNET just reared its sleepy head to tell us about this "magnetic" USB-C accessory that's supposedly the best thing since sliced bread - but let’s be real for a second, fam, does anyone even use sliced bread anymore? 🍞💀 After countless hours of “research” (aka caffeine-fueled scrolling) and “testing” (not-so-sneaky TikTok breaks), they’ve concluded it’s glorious. But like, bro, have we seen these reviews? It sounds like they discovered the Holy Grail of charging ports 💁‍♂️⚡. REAL TALK, how did we live life before this magnetic marvel?! 👀💬 INCOMING LEAKED QUOTE: “If I had a dollar for every USB-C port I’ve broken, I’d have enough money to buy this accessory 100 times over!” 😂🔥 But guys, remember when we all thought AirPods were a flex and now we're just charging our phones and seething in despair? This magnetic wizardry is just stonks waiting to happen! 📈💥 💤 In conclusion, if you don’t snag this accessory, you might as well be living in a cave with dial-up internet. So, giddy-up, fam! And to the future? I predict we’ll all be using magnetic Everything – your grandma’s flip phone will charge via mag-USB-C! 🔮👽 THIS IS FINE. *SMASH THAT SHARE BUTTON like it’s Black Friday on Amazon, y’all! 🚀💥*