🌐💥 Hold onto your keyboards, nerds! 2024 is the YEAR of the BRAINLESS BOTNETS!! 🤖💀 Forget your *basic* malware—botnets just went FULL GALAXY BRAIN 🤯 and are now snatching 29% of the cybercriminal pie 🍰 like it’s Black Friday and your robot vacuum is racing for the last discounted Roomba! 🔥 Are you ready for a world where your fridge is plotting against you? "Hey, fridge. What's for dinner?" "Uhhh, I dunno, probably just a botnet takeover." (leaked conversation from some poor dev) 🤦‍♂️ According to the overlords at ForeScout Technologies, they analyzed 900 million attacks. Yeah, you read that right—900 million. That's more data than my mom has on my online history 🤫📜. And listen, with AI in the mix, cybercriminals are like Drake pointing at a period of utter chaos: “This is fine.” 🐸🔥 Just imagine a botnet that can outsmart your cat's last nine lives. YIKES. 💰 Prediction for 2025? 100% of your home appliances will form a union against you. "No cap," as the kids say. 🤡 Get ready to negotiate with your coffee maker over your morning brew! 🥴 #BotnetGate2025