🚨BREAKING NEWS: AI Is Now Your Overbearing Boss 💼🤖🔥 Yo, fam! If you thought the only thing doubling was your coffee intake during Zoom meetings, THINK AGAIN! ☕💀 According to a recent snooze-fest from Salesforce and Slack (who low-key should stick to selling software, not studying trends), daily AI usage has doubled in the last six months. STONKS GO UP? More like STONKS GO CRASH! 🚀📉 Picture this: you're trying to vibe at your desk, but suddenly your computer starts giving demands like a needy baby. 😩👶 "Hey, can you prompt my AI chatbot to write my reports?" 🙄💼 Bet you didn't sign up for that! Leaked Dev Quote: "I told my AI to start handling emails, but now it’s sending my boss dog memes without context. It’s a vibe, tho." 😭🐕 So here’s the tea: business leaders want you to treat AI like your new bestie—but let's be real, it’s more like that clingy friend you can't escape. Is anyone else getting impressions of *this is fine* while the world burns around us? 🔥💀 Get ready for a future where your desk will have an AI pet named "Fluffy," reminding you to "work smarter, not harder”—just before it snitches on you for scrolling TikTok instead. 😤📱 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, we'll all be replaced by AI—AND THAT AI WILL FIGHT EACH OTHER FOR OUR JOBS. 🥊🤖💼💰 #AIRevolution #AIAnarchy