🚨👂 ATTENTION, EARDRUM ENTHUSIASTS! 🚨👂 The new Bose QuietComfort Ultra earbuds are about to drop like my WiFi connection during a Zoom meeting! 💀🔥 Mark your calendars for August 28th, aka the day your bank account cries tears of overpriced sadness 💰💔. These bad boys are the 2nd gen, meaning they probably made a couple extra tweaks just enough to *almost* justify the price tag (think galaxy brain levels of optimization 💡🧠). But wait! What’s different this time? 😱 *Leaked developer quote*: “They’re basically airpods but more cha-ching…” Yeah, no cap, Bose is out here trying to sell you a cozy cloud for your ears while the rest of us are still broke searching for those long-lost AirPod cases! 🥴 Are they going to silence the sound of your ex’s calls or just your dignity? 🤣💔 I can hear the stonks crashing already as the hype trains derail into obscurity. 🚂💸 In conclusion, if these earbuds make me feel less like a background character in a romcom while I’m on my daily grind, then call me a fan! 😮‍💨🔥 Prediction: Next-gen earbuds will have a built-in snack dispenser. I’m calling it! 🤡🤖✨ #BoseIsBroke #WhyAreWeStillUsingWires