🚨📺💼 WARNING: Office Productivity Just Went FULL CHAOS MODE! 💥🔥 So, you thought you were sneaky by watching cat videos during Zoom calls? 🤡🤷‍♂️ Say hello to Tubi’s new product: PRODUCTUBITY! (yes, that’s a real thing, but sounds like a bad sci-fi flick) 🚀😱 Tubi just launched this “game-changing” tool that makes you look like you’re working while you’re actually binging those sweet, sweet shows. WHOA, talk about corporate espionage on your own life! 😅💀 They’re basically saying, "Put on that fake screen and stream your heart out, fam!" Like playing Among Us in the office but with actual *risk* involved. 💭 A "leaked developer quote" says, “We wanted to help the modern multitasker who’s only pretending to be a human being at their desk. 🙌💻" Sounds like someone’s getting a promotion, right?! Honestly, if you’re at work and NOT gaming or watching TV, are you even living? 😩 So, keep those AirPods in, don’t let the coworkers catch you seething over spreadsheets while your mind's on the latest plot twist. 🔥 Hot take: Two years from now, all offices will have “streaming pods” where employees just lounge and watch Tubi while still getting paid. 😏💸 *The future is cringe, and I’m HERE for it!* No cap, this is *peak productivity*– either that, or we’re all just gonna be fired together. Share this chaos! 🤣💯