🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: Booz Allen Hamilton just dropped the ultimate malware-busting BOOTY KICKER, the Vellox Reverser! 🎉🤖 Prepare your wigs because they just launched AI that’s flipping malware on its head like it’s a TikTok dance challenge. 💃🚀 For real though, they’re saying it’s like having Chuck Norris on speed dial for cyber threats. 🤠💼 This ‘Vellox’ tool is basically the Ghostbusters of the digital underworld, but instead of slime, it's going after shady malware like it’s serving justice on a silver platter. 🍽️⚔️ No cap, just pure protection magic! Developers reportedly said: "We trained AI with 30 years of U.S. government tactics! Now it can identify malware faster than I identify my regrets after a night out.” 💀🔥 Honestly, it’s about time someone made hacking hard again, amirite? 🕵️‍♂️🔍 If this doesn’t scream “I’m a responsible adult” then I don’t know what does. Get ready for all the IT departments to be like: "We were just tryna vibe and now we’re living in a sci-fi movie!" 😱🌌 🔥 HOT TAKE: In five years, your fridge will probably have better malware detection than your antivirus software. Buckle up! 💰🚀