🚨 ALERTE MEME 🚨: The Boox Palma 2 Pro is landing in the US like that friend who shows up to the party with a salad 🥗 while we all munch on pizza 🍕. 🤡💀 Let’s break it down! 🔥 This is the first-ever smartphone-sized e-reader with a color E Ink screen, because who needs a standard screen when you can throw your eyes a colorful party, amirite? 🎉 I mean, if my literature isn't looking like a 90s music video, do I even want to read? 🤔💅 💸 Price? $399.99 if you want it from the US warehouse. $379.99 if you’re cool enough to order from HK. There's just one catch: expect some tariffs that make you feel like the price is rising faster than your anxiety on a Monday morning. 📈😱 👀 Developer quote leak: “Honestly, we just took a bold stab at putting the rainbow in a book. It’s like if your Kindle got into a fight with a bag of Skittles.” 🌈 #Stonks This tech is so *next level* it’ll probably read your mind and tell you to go outside, but we all know that’s cringe. 🤦‍♂️ 💥 Hot take: The Boox Palma 2 Pro will become the “must-have” item for hipsters and people pretending to read 📚 in coffee shops, making it the new “I support local businesses” accessory. So buckle up, fam! 🚀💰 #ThisIsFine