🚨 BOEING CHOOSES DOOR PLUGS OVER PASSENGER SAFETY?! 🚪💥💰 So apparently, BOEING just decided that door plugs are basically optional. 🙃 The FAA threw a $3.1 million fine at them like it’s some kind of premium subscription service. 😂💸 “Welcome back to Door Safety 101, where we lost the plot harder than a Netflix series! 📉💔 Let’s break it down: Boeing raked in $22.7 billion in revenue 💰💵, and they’re over here like, “Safety? What’s that?? 🤡🤔” I can hear their engineers: “We just wanted to make flying feel like a game of Russian roulette!”🎰 The FAA was like, “Yo rich kids, stop messing with our safety officials!” 🚨✋ You can’t just bombard the fam with safety violations from September 2023 to February 2024 like it’s a TikTok trend! This is FINE, but also, this is CRINGE. 😬 🔥 Let’s go Elon-mode and predict that by 2025, Boeing will release a new flying car that opens with a door plug powered by *your* anxiety levels! 🚀🤖💥 So wear your seatbelts and bring a parachute, because we’re going for a ride! 🎢💀💥 #ThisIsFine #StonksUp 🚀