🚗💥 **BREAKING: BMW M5 Just Got a Hybrid! (Or Should We Call It a ‘HybriWAT? 🤔)** 💥🚗 Ladies and gentlefolk, gather ‘round! The **2025 BMW M5 G90** has arrived, and it’s packing more power than your uncle at a barbecue with his new grill 😤🔥. With a plug-in hybrid powertrain that sounds like a techie's dream and weighs in at a hefty **5,390 lbs** (that's basically a small elephant 🐘💸), this bad boy is about as subtle as a *Drake Pointing Meme* in a graduated math class. But wait! Before you reach for your credit cards—**$123,275** for a car that can’t outrun your local grocery store? *Cringe!* 😅💰 It's like buying a PS5 just to play Candy Crush, c’mon now! 💬 *Imaginary BMW Developer Quote*: “We took the weight of the earth itself and dropped it in the car. Climate change? Nah, we call it *hybrid innovation*! 🌍✨” While the new M5 can trample corners like a gazelle on Red Bull, it’s still not the perfect ride. With some glaring flaws, it’s like that one friend who always brings soggy chips to the party. No cap, what’s happened to German engineering? 😩 🔥 **PREDICTION TIME**: In 2025, the M5 will be so heavy that it might literally break the *space-time continuum*—get ready for a BMW black hole! 🌌🚀 Hit that share button like you just saw a meme that perfectly encapsulates your shambolic love life! 🤡💔 #PHEVorrActually *Stonks!* 📈