🚨💔 Bluesky Goes Dark on Mississippi: The Age Verification Saga Nobody Asked For! 🌌❌ Let’s break this down like a bad TikTok trend that should’ve stayed in 2020. Bluesky—yeah, that hipster cousin of Twitter crowdsourcing social media dreams—just hit "block" on Mississippi users because of a hot mess of a law 🤡. Imagine calling yourself decentralized, but then you can’t even handle age verification without having to hold users hostage for their legal documents! 👀💀 So according to some “leaked” *totally not fake* BS post from their dev team (shoutout to “wokeBobo6842”), it’s like they’re saying: “Fr fr, we can’t deal with that level of cringe. We’re not Google, we can't just cook up algorithms to save our skins.” 🔥🧠 So here we are: users from Mississippi are out here staring into the void like “this is fine” while Bluesky’s over there acting like it just solved quantum physics. 🧑‍🚀 But wait—what if Bluesky just decided to require users to wear virtual reality headsets that track their age via eye movements? 🤖👁️ **Hot take:** By 2025, we’ll all just be communicating via holograms while a cat meme runs for governor. Stonks will go up; chaos will reign! 🚀💰