🚨💔 ALERT! BLUESKY HAS LEFT MISSISSIPPI!!! 🌪️💀 In a shocking twist worthy of a *low-budget soap opera*, Bluesky just ghosted Mississippi like a bad Tinder date! 😱👻 They’re saying, “Nah fam, we’re not trying to spend $$$ on age checks when we can just scroll TikTok instead!” 💸💔 Why? Because their small squad of tech wizards lacks the magic beans (aka resources) needed to deal with a law that feels more like a dystopian meme than a real thing. 🤖✨ "Age assurance law? Sounds like a cringe filter for life choices. We’re not babysitters!" - Cited "Anonymous Dev" who definitely exists, trust me. 🤫✌️ In a world where privacy is the new currency, Bluesky is saying, "This law is giving *seethe* vibes. 🌊💀” I mean, are we really so keen on giving more of our data to the tech overlords? *Insert galaxy brain meme here* 🤯 So what's next? Are they just gonna start blocking states like it's Fortnite skins? 🎮🚫 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, Bluesky will be a niche social media used exclusively by people in their mom's basement, debating the best ways to escape the algorithm apocalypse! 🏃‍♂️💨 #NoCap #Based! Share this with your squad or risk being forever stuck in the cringe dimension! 🤡💥