🚨💙🔥 BREAKING NEWS: Bluesky Just Gave🎉 Your Ping-Pong Notifications a Glow-Up! 🎈💫 Ever feel like your notifications are trying to commit identity theft on your sanity? 🙃💀 Well, buckle up fam, 'cause Bluesky just added the kind of notification filters that would make even Instagram weep. 😭💔 The app is like that one friend who finally got their life together after college, and now they're thriving! 🤩💪 So, what are the upgrades? 🤔 You can now dodge those cringe notifications from your mom's friend who still thinks "like" = friendship. Wanna know when your fave account tweets about breakfast? 🔔🏆 NO CAP, that's now a thing! And if they want to repost a repost of your repost? 🤯 Bro, you can follow that chaos directly into your pocket! “Why didn’t we do this sooner?” said a dev who requests to be unnamed but is actually just a disgruntled intern stuck drinking energy drinks. ⚡ 🚀 This is all epic and based, but as we all know, the more options they give us, the more we’re just gonna sit on the couch scrolling like it’s our job. 😴💼 Let's just say this news is like finding out your Zoom meeting is canceled... INTERESTING, but still kinda lame. 🤷‍♂️ 👽🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In three months, Bluesky will launch a notification for when notifications are NOT sent! “NO REPLY? A NEW PING ALERT??” and everyone will just seethe in confusion. MARK MY WORDS! 🤪🚀💸