🚨🔵 BREAKING: Bluesky is having one of those “EPIC FAIL” days and it’s as chaotic as a cat trying to land on its feet! 😱💀 So here’s the tea ☕: Bluesky, the wannabe Twitter alternative that’s just a tiny bit too blue, is pulling a Houdini with my “Following” feed! Like, I follow 728 accounts and yet I’m still stuck in 2021, seeing posts that are as fresh as a grandma's basement—two hours old! 🤦‍♂️💔 And, let’s talk about my article—I tried to share it, and it just ghosted me like my ex on a Friday night! 👻 I can still see it in my Bluesky profile, but when I click to view, it’s like, “404: Post Not Found. This is fine.” 😤🔥 Meanwhile, Down Detector is ringing the alarms like it’s a disaster movie! 🎬🚨 One rando developer supposedly said, "Could be worse, at least we're not Meta!" Ah yes, the classic cringe coping mechanism. Prediction Time: I bet Bluesky will send me a 'MISSING ACCOUNT' post next, right before emerging as the next epic meme generator. You heard it here first! 📈👽🧠💣 STONKS? More like BUNK! 😂🚀 #ChaosInTheSky!