🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE BLUESKY UNIVERSE! 🌌🤡 Social media’s favorite deep-sea fish, Bluesky, has just launched a feature that’s about as groundbreaking as introducing LEFT and RIGHT feet to socks! 🧦💀 Yes, you heard it right! 💯🔥 *Private BOOKMARKS* are here! Forget the *EDIT BUTTON*, folks! Who needs that when you can save posts like you're hiding snacks in your closet? 🥨🍫 “Saved Posts” is basically like saying “Suspended Snacks” in code. Like, no cap, who’s actually losing sleep over this? 😴 📱 Developers everywhere are losing their minds: "We were *totally* going to add an edit button, but then we remembered bookmarks were IN DEMAND 😂!" And why do we need both likes AND bookmarks? 🤔 It’s like having a pet rock AND a pet cactus at the same time—both *cute*, but do they really do anything??? 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️ CEOs everywhere are just like Drake pointing at their “like” systems while Bluesky's like, “Hold my organic cold brew, we got bookmarks!” 😬👀 But wait, here's the REAL hot take: in 2025, Bluesky will introduce “Saved Thoughts” where you can bookmark your own thoughts—because posting them for the world to see is just too mainstream. 🚀🧠🔥 Get your popcorn, fam 🍿 because the chaos is just getting started! #ThisIsFine 😂