🚨💙 BREAKING NEWS: Bluesky has finally decided to join the 21st century with their *ahem* groundbreaking private bookmarking feature! 🎉🙏 Now you can save your cringe moments in peace without the world knowing your Twitter crime history!!! 🤫💀 "Honestly, we've been living in 2015 with the pinned emoji replies. Smh. 😩" - Random Bluesky Dev probably 🤖✨ Now you can bookmark posts like a basic human being! Save your faves like that one meme of Drake pointing 🔥, or all the times people said "I miss Vine" when they really just miss scrolling and judging others' opinions. But hold on, there’s no way to organize those saves into folders? Like, c’monnnn, Bluesky! This is straight-up *galaxy brain*-level incompetence! 🌌💥 And let’s be real… why do we even need bookmarks when 90% of Bluesky is just posting “this is fine” while the world burns? 🌍🔥 SPOILER ALERT: Here's my HOT TAKE 🚀💬 - in 6 months, Bluesky will introduce a "bookmark sorting feature" and charge $10 a month, because why not? Gotta keep those *stonks* rising, baby! 💰📈 So get those bookmarks ready for all your questionable faves! This is the moment we’ve all been waiting for... or not! 😅 No cap!