🚨💥 BREAKING BLUESKY NEWS! 💥🚨 Brace yourself, folks! Bluesky is *finally* launching a dislike button because apparently, it's 2023 and everyone’s been begging for a virtual thumbs-down for ages. 🤦‍♂️💅 No cap, if I had a dollar for every time I saw a post I hated, I could buy a ticket to Mars. 🚀💰 In their latest cringe blog post, Bluesky wrote: “We’ll start testing a ‘dislike’ option to improve personalization.” Uh, you mean to make sure I don’t see any more dog pics or avocado toast cringe? This is basically the "This is Fine" meme in action. 🔥🐶🥑 Imagine being able to swipe left on the posts that make you go 🤢. Like, “Drake meme pointing to the dislike button”? That’s gonna be me every time my feed hits me with those “inspirational” quotes. “Sorry, Becky, HARD PASS!” 🤮🙅‍♂️ Rumor has it one developer was quoted saying, “We want to harness negative energy to fuel the algorithm... like the dark side of the Force, but for Tweets.” 💀🤖 FINAL PREDICTION: In no time, Bluesky will become the new hot spot for high-key roast battles, and thumbs down memes will go viral stronger than that “stonks” guy on crack! Watch out, Twitter! 👀🔥 #ByeFelicia