🔥🚨 *BREAKING TECH NEWS* 🚨🔥 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! 🖥️💥 Did you know your USB ports are color-coded like a toddler's finger painting? 😱💅 Let’s break it down like the *meme lords* we are: - **Blue USB Port** = High-speed vibes 🚀 (USB 3.0, baby!!!) - **Black USB Port** = Old news, grandma vibes (USB 2.0) 📦💤 - **Red = Power up your night with USB 3.1!** ⚡️ *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Dude, I thought they just ran out of paint! But now I know, I’m basically an electrical Picasso. 🎨” 🤡💀 Feel like your stonks in tech just skyrocketed? Be careful though: plugging a mouse into a dusty black port might as well be burning your crypto wallet to keep warm 🔥💰. This is the tech equivalent of people who still use dial-up in 2023 — *cringe* 🤦‍♂️. In conclusion, if you’re still sticking it in the black, just know you’re gaming at *2 FPS on a potato* 🥔💔. **UNHINGED PREDICTION**: Next-gen USB will come in rainbow colors. Yeah, I said it! 🌈 Why? So you can finally charge your vibes while simultaneously activating *five* cringe TikToks, fr fr! Share if you learned something today, or if you simply enjoy the chaos! 😜✨