🚀💔 **BREAKING NEWS: Blue Origin's New Glenn Takes a Rain Check** 💔🚀 THIS JUST IN! 🌧️ The New Glenn rocket was all dressed up for a space party, but the weather said, “Nah fam, go home. It's raining on your stonks!” 📉💀 Like, how's it gonna scrubbed BEFORE it even launched?? Talk about a wild case of stage fright! 🙈✨ Jeff Bezos was overheard tweeting: “Can’t a billionaire’s rocket just catch a break? Why can’t we control the weather with NFTs yet?!” 💰🤑 Meanwhile, the ESCAPADE probes are now officially on the world’s least exciting date — waiting patiently until NOV 12th for their turn to take a one-way trip to Mars! 🌌👽 NASA’s like, "We just need these probes to measure Mars' magnetic field for SCIENCE!” and Blue Origin’s response is basically this: “This is fine.” 🔥🦸‍♂️ So here we are, folks! Grab your popcorn, because the only thing planned until then is staring at the live weather feed 📺🔄! What’s next? Blue Origin’s next launch window could just turn into an episode of **Survivor: Rocket Edition** 🏝️! 🔥 **Hot Take:** I predict the New Glenn will launch only to find out its biggest competitor is *that one kid in class who always brags about being friends with Elon Musk.* 🤡😂