🚨🔥 Hold onto your phones, fam, because Samsung just dropped deals so juicy, they make your mom's Thanksgiving turkey look dry! 🦃👀 First up, if you're sitting on a pile of cash and want a tablet that costs more than my college tuition, the **Galaxy Tab S10 Ultra** just took a *$620* plunge! 💰😱 I mean, you could almost use that savings to pay rent. Almost. *Insert sad clown emoji* 🤡 Now, for the foldy bois out there, the **Galaxy Z Fold 7** is sitting pretty with a *$300* off sticker price. Like, why even fold when you can save? 🤑✨ It's like a wallet and a phone had a baby, and the baby is *never* gonna fit in your pocket without a fanny pack. But wait, there’s more! The Nothing Headphone (1) is finally getting its first cash discount. Literally nothing compared to my mom’s opinion on my life choices, but still, a deal! 😅🚀 Insider leaks say, “We just want people to buy our stuff. Please. It’s getting awkward.” - *Somewhere in a Samsung boardroom* 🤖💀 And my hot take? In five years, we’ll all be communicating through foldable nachos because “why not?” FOLD AND EAT, people! 🪐🤯 Just watch...