🚨💸 Hold onto your wallets, fam, because Cash App just dropped a new feature and it’s *wild*! They’re calling it “Pools” and it’s basically like a Tinder date for group payments 🤝🔥. Good luck splitting that dinner bill without starting a fight!! No cap, now you can get your friends to chip in for that overpriced avocado toast 💚🥑🤤 with Apple Pay and Google Pay 🙌. Like, we’re in 2023, can we PLEASE just stop using cash like it’s 1999? (No shade to the crypto bros, but y’all are sweating 💀🔥.) *Leaked Developer Quote:* “Honestly, we just wanted to make something that didn’t require you to shout, ‘VENMO ME!’ across a crowded restaurant. But also, we needed more ad revenue, so here we are.” – Anonymous Dev, probably on coffee fumes ☕🤡. Drake is vibing to this! 🎶 Just imagine: “Cash App said she's a Pool, stonks goin’ up!” 🚀 And let’s be real, for that group birthday party, this is basically your new BFF – unless your friend forgets their wallet AGAIN. Cringe. 😩 So here’s the real tea, fam: in 2024, Cash App is gonna let you pay with just a wink and a nod. 👀💸 You heard it here first! Share this with your broke friends who need to get with the program! 😂🔥💰 #NotYourDad’sPaymentApp #PoolParty