🚨🔒 Hold onto your firewalls, fam! Cybersecurity researchers just dropped a *brain bomb* on us. 🤯💣 Meet the villain of the day: *Blind Eagle*—yes, this isn’t a Marvel movie, but here we are. Between May 2024 and July 2025, our feathered friend was flying around Colombia like a digital hawk, using RATs (Remote Access Trojans, not the rodent kind—sorry to disappoint), phishing lures, and more *dynamic DNS infra* than a TikTok dance challenge! 🤖 In what can only be described as a Hunger Games-esque catfish festival, these cyber ninjas decided that targeting the Colombian GOVERNMENT was the new “it” thing. 🏛️💥 Talk about *big baller moves!* 🤑👀 Insider sources (probably my imaginary buddy Steve) say: “Honestly, I just wanted to play Valorant without getting hacked. Now I’m dodging Blind Eagle on my laptop??” 😂🎮 But no cap, this whole thing is giving off major *this is fine* vibes while we roast marshmallows over *Blind Eagle's* impending doom. 🔥💀 🔥 *Hot Take:* By 2025, we’ll discover that these attackers are just bored interns trying to impress their bosses with *clustered* attack metrics. Get ready for your next TED Talk: "How to Fail Up in Cybercrime." 🤡👉💬 Share this or be forever haunted by double authentications! 🚀💸