🚨🤑 STOP EVERYTHING! Blaxel just raised $7.3M, and no, that’s not a typo! 💸 They’re cookin’ up an “AWS for AI agents” after slurping up BILLIONS of agent requests. Like, bro, what do you even do with that much data? 🤖🔍 Imagine your AI assistant *actually* working (instead of just giving you vibes) while simultaneously trying to breakdance to the latest TikTok trends. 💃💻 Fr fr, this is a game changer — or as the kids say, *based*! Some leaked quotes from the devs sound a bit like this: 👨‍💻 “In this economy, AWS is basically that friend who always borrows money but never pays you back!” 💀 Classic! So they’re building a cloud specifically for AI, because clearly, having just one boring cloud (hello Amazon, you absolute titan of cringe) wasn’t enough. Time to slide into world domination with those sweet autonomous AI systems! 🔥🔥 Hear me out: In 2025, we’ll all have Blaxel-powered AI buddies, and your toaster will be promoting stocks. “🚀 Stonks! Buy now or get wrecked!” This is fine… right? 🤡🌍 Get ready, because the future sounds chaotic, and I’m here for it! 🔮💥