🚨💣🔥 BLACK HAT 2025: We Have a Problem, Folks! 🤖💣 So, like, imagine you’re vibing at Black Hat 2025 with your favorite shadowy hackers, and BOOM 💥 - the AI tools you thought were your besties? They’re out here pulling a "send nudes" move when it comes to insider threats. YUP, just when you thought it was safe to trust your fancy-schmancy AI. 🤡💀 **Performance metrics?** More like performance *meh-etrics*! 🤷‍♂️🚫 *"AI is now more than hype,"* said the devs—like no cap, tell me you didn’t just say that. *"Wait, demo that on a Zoom call, and we can cringe together,"* replied a developer while silently seething. Stonks are hitting rock bottom faster than my latest crypto investment! 📉💸 Drake is over here pointing at the hype like "Y'all really thought this was fine?" (🔥🔥🔥) while secretly plotting to NFT the future of cybersecurity. *"Just add a chatbot, it'll fix everything!"* No fr fr, we ALL know that’s just a recipe for disaster. Hot take: By 2026, AI is gonna be the digital equivalent of that friend who ghosted you after borrowing your favorite jacket. 🤯🧥 Brace yourselves; the future is looking like a cringe compilation waiting to happen! 💀🚀 #SaveUsFromTechLords #HackerLife 🍕💪