🎉🎉 GUYS, IT’S A BLACK FRIDAY SCAM-A-PALOOZA! 💰💸 Ready your wallets AND your firewalls! 🔥 Because in this year of our digital overlords 2025, scammers are flexing their shiny new AI tools for a shopping season that’s giving off serious "This is fine" vibes. 🐶💀 🛍️ According to our pals at Guardio (the cyber watchdogs we didn't know we needed, but here we are), shopping scams have skyrocketed by a whopping 30x since Halloween! 🎃 💀 That's like turning your bank account into a black hole. Stonks? More like stonks no more! 📉💔 But wait, there’s more! 🤖 Our lovely AI friends are crafting text messages and emails that’ll make you question if you're shopping deals or just getting scammed harder than a dad trying to fix a WiFi connection. 🤡💔 Imagine receiving a message that says, "Congrats! You won a PS5! Just send us your credit card info!" Classic scammer moves, no cap! 💳🚫 🗣️ *Leaked convo from the Scammer HQ*: "Yo, did you see the latest Cyber Monday email template?" "Yeah, bro, it’s lit! Let’s make that phishing game 100! 🚀" Prediction time: By 2030, we’re all gonna be shopping with biometric scanners while dodging scammer bots that have learned to *smell* our bank accounts from 5 miles away. Get ready for the chaos, fam! 🤖💀🔮 #ScamSeason #NotTodaySatan