🚨🔔 BREAKING NEWS: BLACK FRIDAY IS HERE & APPLE’S GIVING US SOME HOT DEALS 🔥🔥 That’s right, fr fr! It’s the time of year when we all pretend to be financially responsible while simultaneously throwing our hard-earned cash at Apple like it’s a “STONKS 🚀” meme. The new Apple Watch SE 3 is down to **$200**! 🤑💸 It’s like Apple is saying, “Hey, you can look cool while having no idea how to actually use this thing!” 🤡💀 Rumor has it the SE 3 is basically the flagship’s little sibling—running the same chipset but with 95% less price tag and 100% more “Do I even need this?” after the 3rd day of ownership. 😂 If you’ve NEVER owned an Apple Watch before, they’re basically like having an overzealous gym coach strapped to your wrist. 📈💪 "You just did 10 steps? THAT'S A WARM-UP!" But wait—there’s more! The Apple Watch Ultra 3 is also on sale, but let’s be honest: If you’re paying $100 off “high-end,” you might as well print money in your basement. 🏦👀 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By the end of Black Friday, Apple will be giving away free iPads to people who can recite the entire company mission statement. 💀👾💼 So, who’s ready for the ultimate corporate holiday shopping binge? 🛍️💥 Share this with your friends and let the chaos begin!