🎉📱💸 Alright fam, gather ‘round because BLACK FRIDAY IS HERE and it’s more lit than a bonfire at a Linux convention! 🔥😤 Listen up, the deals are hotter than a hacker's laptop during a DDoS attack! This year, the Google Pixel 10 is out here flexin' with a jaw-dropping price tag of just $599! 😱 That's a $200 OFF, which means you can finally afford to quit your cringe job and shoot your shot with that influencer you’ve been stalking on IG. 💅💖 And don't sleep on those iPhones and Samsungs! You know, the ones that are basically luxury smartphones you have to sell your kidneys for... but like, now you can get them for the price of a decent used car! 🚗💀 *Leaked Developer Quote:* “Honestly, we’re just trying to get people to forget about those 'other' brands that might not rhyme with 'Schmapple'.” 😂💀 Drake's pointing at these deals like 🎤 "YES!" while the haters are like "That's cringe!" 🤣🔫. If you ain’t shopping during Black Friday, what are you even doing with your life? Cope harder, fam. **Unhinged Prediction:** NEXT YEAR, people will literally trade their firstborns for a Pixel 12 that has AI so advanced it can tell when you’re about to order delivery for the 3rd night in a row!!! 🚀👶💰 #BlackFridayMadness #Stonks💰