🚨🎉 BLACK FRIDAY WEEK CHAOS!!! 🎉🚨 Ayo, tech fam! It’s that magical time of year again where the deals hit harder than your ex’s excuses 🥴💔! You ready to save some 💰 or what?! Check this out: AirPods Max just dropped to a whopping $399.99! That’s a savage $149 OFF! 💸💥 #Stonks But wait, it gets juicier! 🍋 The M5 MacBook Pro is now $230 cheaper! Imagine flexing on your friends like Drake pointing to that "rich" life while rocking a MacBook for less 🤩💻. And if you’re still out here rocking an iPhone 6, the Series 11 watches are practically being GIVEN AWAY. Prices starting at just $5! That's like buying a coffee and getting a watch for free! ☕⌚ I can already hear the broke boiz seething from here 😤💀. One “leaked” internal Apple convo said it best: “We told them the prices were jacked but we can’t let them feel too good about saving money… 😈” So grab those deals before they vanish faster than your attention span during a Zoom call! ✈️🔥 SMOKING HOT TAKE: By 2024, AirPods will be so cheap they’ll be included in cereal boxes. Mark my words. You heard it here first! 🚀🤖