🚨🤑**Early Black Friday is here and it’s lit!**💰🚨 Grab your wallets and brace yourselves, folks, because Amazon is about to give us the deals we only dream of while we’re scrolling name brands like "I can’t afford this, bruh!" 🤡🔥 🎉**20+ Sweet Deals**🎉 dropped on the most chaotic day of capitalism — BLACK FRIDAY! 🎊💥 ZDNET's like that friend who spent all night researching your crush, only to get friend-zoned hard. 😅 Imagine them saying: "We tested this for hours," when in reality it was more like, “My Wi-Fi was slow so I did it for like 20 minutes.” 👀💀 Now, be ready to trade your dignity for that smart fridge that orders food for you, because you’re definitely too lazy to do it yourself. 📦🤖 💭 In a leaked developer chat, one Amazon employee was like, “What if we made humans addicted to shopping?” 🌐💸 Another responded, “Bet!” and now here we are, scrolling through sales like it’s a TikTok feed. 🤳💯 So, what’s the hot take? This Black Friday, the deals will be so good you might just forget all about your student loans... until January! 🚀💳💀💸 **Share if you're already shopping with two tabs open!**